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June 17, 2024
John Neff
June 18, 2024
Apologies for missing last week and sending the errant single haiku earlier. I had a dental emergency while traveling in New Mexico and decided to drive back to Ohio to have it fixed. The return trip took five full days and I see the dentist tomorrow. While I’m clearly out of practice, the extra time off did lead to a new form of poetry!
Introducing LimWRECKS! I’m debuting a new type of poem specifically dedicated to car wrecks called LimWRECKS. As limericks are fun by nature, I’ll take inspiration only from wrecks where everyone got out alive.
Image by: Autoblog.gr on YouTube
There was a new car from Sweden
that people said couldn’t be beaten,
but it left the hotel
and drove straight into hell
and now it’s being driven by demons.
Inspired by this article from Road & Track
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Image by: Nissan
Godzilla films rise
as the sports car says goodbye.
Seventeen, too young.
Inspired by this heartbreaking news from Nissan
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Nickel, brass, then chrome
Brockovich the brilliant trim
Black or bronze is next
Inspired by this article from CNN
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