Haiku Car News

March 15, 2024

Image by: Tim Door

I shall sniff your butt

and you can sniff mine before

we co-build EVs

Inspired by this article from InsideEVs

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Pony car pilots

can’t be trusted in public.

No coffee for you.

Inspired by this article from CarBuzz

X is not Elon’s.

RJ will X all the things

he damn well pleases.

Inspired by this article from Carscoops