Haiku Car News

April 3, 2024

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PRO TIP: Read the articles that inspire my poetry if you don’t quite get their meaning, or just ask me!

Image by: Ford

A girl’s power

motivates a Mustang’s drive.

Do not be quiet.

Inspired by the story of a woman winning this gorgeous Sydney Sweeney-designed Mustang with her powerful essay

Image by: Famartin

One full K extra

for buying a green EV.

Garden State, my ass.

Inspired by this article from InsideEVs

Image by: RM Sotheby’s

Sell me the Pope’s car

because I’m the only one

who loves this Fiat.

Inspired by this article from Carscoops and my well-documented but inexplicable love for the 500L